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Most Emailed Photos - 11/24/2003 by Mort
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Flying into stores this Christmas -- gifts they could not ban:

Evel Knievel might be long dead, but watch his corpse fly on this new DVD.

The Siegfried and Roy Tiger, with Neck Grab Action!

The Official Michael Jackson Sexual Offender Registration Card.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I expect all of these gifts in my stocking this Christmas!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Sad news, everyone. Copito de Nieve, the albino gorilla died from his skin cancer yesterday. Rest in peace, great ape.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Axolotl> Ow, I really broke the format. Sorry.
<yoyology> As stated previously, I will be boycotting today's captions in protest of media coverage of that worthless twit on the right.
<Luminaire> It might be a good idea to not use any MJ pics from here on out. Not only are they disturbing on a Celine Dion level, but you're pretty much guaranteeing a barrage of tasteless jokes.
<Mort> Maybe we should reserve Tuesdays as tasteless joke days.
<Mort> Ok Micky J is banned from the images, he kinda looks like Celine Dion.


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