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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/03/2003 by the bartender
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"Man, Laura, I'm so coked up right now, you look like a Scottish Terrier."

"Uncle Dick! You look like a...you look like...man, a lemur? I don't remember what those are. What the hell did I learn in college?"

"Oh yeah."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's winner is the bartender

The caption was good, it started really good with the coke line, but then it tripped off the path and fell into the river. Maybe the individual captions are not connected as strongly as they could be. Luminaire's caption was also good, but just edged too much into female degradation. I blame the images.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Sure is quiet for a guest day.
<spam> for sure.
<spam> WTF PEOPLE
<Mort> I actually had to do some work, so the outcome is late. I also wanted to give you all a chance to actually write a good caption...
<spam> COME ON YOU GUYS
<David Byrden> I'm sorry, but that middle photo threw me off. It glares accusingly, saying "You can't think of a damn thing to do with me, can you? Meeeow"
<spam> awwww.
<the bartender> SOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY
<spam> YAY
<David Byrden> 


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