The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Day 4 of German week.

One issue I have with the German version of Most Emailed Photos is that they change even less than the American version. Germans don't seem to email Yahoo photos to each other, in fact the top photograph of the day has only been emailed 38 times. It would be so easy for someone to abuse this and put all kinds of weird pictures in the top 3.

Today's caption is not too far from the truth, noone is watching the dull, dull Big Brother IV and Paris Hilton is about to be in her very own reality show called 'The Simple Life'. It seems to be a show about rich half naked, coked out society girls and their whiney adventures on a real life farm. The Paris Hilton picture is currently #7 on the American Most Emailed list.

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