[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When I was younger I yearned to run away from my humdrum life of captivity and join the circus.

Maybe I would grow up special enough to become a member of the 'Tent of Wonders'

Or perhaps I would have the courage and skill of a lion tamer and the crowd would gasp as I would place my head in the lions mouth.

But everytime I tried to escape my owner would spray me with the hose and yell:

"Bad Dog! Go Home!"

(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:29Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:20Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:16Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:09Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:07Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #504

Board [Post Message]

This update was delayed by nine hours of travel hell...

Is it just me or is the circus creepy? I don't just mean the clowns, I just think the whole shebang gives me the creeps. I think it has to do with the fact my parents told me that the circus people would take me away if I was bad. That they would put me in a bottle and show me in the freak show... Thanks Mama 'n' Papa.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post