[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 261 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:09Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:44Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:42Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:39Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:37Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:34Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:30Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:26Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:20Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:02Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:00Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:56Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:51Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:48Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:43Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:39Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:33Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:29Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:27Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:24Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:22Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:21Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:19Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:18Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:11Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:08Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:07Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:06Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:03Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:59Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:54Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:51Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:47Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:46Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:45Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:41Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:38Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:30Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:29Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:27Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:26Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:24Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:07Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:03Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:54Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:53Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:51Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:44Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:42Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:29Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:25Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:18Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:14Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:07Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:02Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:57Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:55Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:52Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:51Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:47Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:43Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:34Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:30Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:23Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:22Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:15Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:12Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:11Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:01Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:54Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:50Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:45Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:39Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:30Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:28Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:25Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:22Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:16Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:15Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:14Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:13Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:06Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:05Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:03Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:59Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:58Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:49Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:48Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:40Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:34Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:30Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:28Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:20Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:15Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:13Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:04Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:59Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:58Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:56Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:55Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:54Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:52Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:49Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:41Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:39Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:31Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:27Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:13Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:02Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:01Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:59Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:52Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:51Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:48Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:46Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:45Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:37Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:35Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:31Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:30Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:29Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:28Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:26Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:20Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:16Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:09Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:05Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:02Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:56Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:53Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:50Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:48Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:47Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:46Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:41Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:39Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:36Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:34Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:33Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:32Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:31Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:28Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:20Caption #29

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post