[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 371 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:52Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:43Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:13Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:01Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:46Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:41Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:34Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:26Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:10Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:50Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:39Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:38Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:34Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:30Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:27Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:13Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #116

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post