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Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2003 by Mort
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Ok people keep with it. It's almost time for the climax.

Ok they are about to kiss, quick snap to camera 2 now.

Ok keep their heads in picture they go.

Man the ratings are going way up people.

Quick switch to camera 3 to get a closer shot.

Yes!!! She used tongue, John go tell accounting to give Britney the extra $10,000, she just made the ratings go through the roof!

Ok good, now switch to camera 4 for a close up of the Christina kiss.

Whoa not looking good, quick back off to camera 1 for a longer shot.

Man, ratings are plummeting, switch to camera 5. Lets get Justin's reaction to Britney kissing Madonna instead.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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I have a feeling that these pictures will stay like this all weekend. If that is the case, then all you need do is pretend I wrote a brand new caption everyday. It might help if you laugh outrageously everytime you read the same damn caption...

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<infosponge> time for an emergency switch to "German Week" again? :)
<mania_soleimani@yahoo.com> salam

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