Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 11/17/2003

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I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

I will not do it with a model
I do not want to feel her waddle
I do not like their underwear
I do not want to poke their snare

I will not do it with a man
I would not, could not, with a tran.
I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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