[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by Mort
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Hmm, choices, choices!

A heavenly platter indeed

I think I will have sex with the large one this week.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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