Popular belief dictated that everyone should always be entitled to their opinion...
...the success of Napoleon Dynamite caused many to reconsider this.
These are the kinds of thoughts that keep you up at night:
Why are the popular kids convinced that they are outcasts? Why does every new band sound like a Joy Division/Cure mating, minus the low self-esteem? Is every young girl in America destined to become a keyboardist and/or cello player in said bands?
All evidence points to a breeding farm.
And when I find it, I'm switching out Velvet Underground and Nico for Talking Book.
Peel Slowly and make it funky.
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