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Most Emailed Photos - 10/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I was playing with my dog when the pain hit me sudenly.

Suddenly my Epidermis began to ache like Elin Nordegren's asshole after a night of Tiger giving her the wood.

It sucks being an illegal cubic zirconia smuggler, but damn the money is good.

Take that DeBeers!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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