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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004

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I thought my new party trick was pretty cool. I would take the spinal fluid of freshly havested babies, mix it with the semen of Satanic priests, and shoot the milky fluid up through my nose and out my eye while sh*tting on an open copy of the bible!

However, the Lord was not pleased with my actions, and sent a mighty hurricane to my house as retribution.

After I barely survived THAT storm, god sent another, more horrifying plague my way in November. Like I said, he was REALLY pissed.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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