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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by guyPaulo
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High gas prices and bizarre American foreign policy had Mort so distracted that he forgot it was "Theme Day."

Having spent most of the day with his Cajun buddies playing "Get your balls as close to the snapper's mouth as possible," Mort (who was still smarting after his sudden-death defeat at the hands of Fillipe Boudreux) raced back to his computer to write a theme.

Sadly for him, a monkie assassin from the rival site "Frequently FTP'd Snapshots," was waiting. The beastie grabbed a razor-sharp cd out of his boombox, and sliced off the Image Gorilla's head in the blink of an eye.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<apple juice is a verb> Who knew that forgetting to supply a theme would have such deadly consequences?
<Kumiho> Oh No! Not Mort!!!
<3Suns> Or that he'd get off so easy while playing "get your balls as close to the snapper's mouth as possible" ?
<Mort> Luckily I have a velcro attached head and snapper proof...
<Kumiho> Mort, you rock. ::laughing::

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