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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by guyPaulo
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Impromptu photographs can often be very interesting. Here we see child star Hello Kitty after a long weekend in Vega and a serious catnip binge.

In a scene reminiscent of Gary Coleman’s Security Guard stint, an aged and bankrupt Scooby Do gets caught pulling guard dog duty at a local junkyard.

Some pictures are more risqué. In this pic from “Elves Gone Wild” an elf girl lifts up her shirt to flash the camera. However, as elf maidens are notoriously flat-chested and nippleless, the image is less than titillating.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<TJ Eckleburg> Is that a long weekend in the back of a Chevy, at a nearby star, or a truly scandalous tryst with pop sensation Susanne?
<guyPaulo> Uhhh...what?
<yoyology> I believe I can elucidate. You said, "Here we see child star Hello Kitty after a long weekend in Vega and a serious catnip binge." This was probably intended to read, "...weekend in Vegas..." but TJ, literalist that he is, attempted to understand it as written. Chevy made a car called the Vega, there is a star called Vega, and Susanne Vega is a (former??) pop star.
<Mort> Suzanne Vega was never a "pop" star.
<yoyology> According to allmusic.com:
Genres Rock
Styles College Rock, Alternative Folk, Contemporary Folk, Adult Alternative Pop/Rock
So, I guess you're right. They consider her more rock or folk.
For details, see ...tinyurl.com...

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