Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Brazil announced this week that it will back Linux OS in all of its government computers. Penguinmania is on the rise there, with top fashion designers declaring that penguins are "teh new sexy!" in typical bad grammar.

In response, Microsoft unveiled its new mascot, Blinky, the penguin-eating carnivorous sperm whale. Here is the regular Blinky, and to the right, the special edition Holiday Blinky.

When asked for his opinion on the spot, President Bush could only stammer "Cumputers? I... uhh..believe America has the bestest...I mean goodest science men in the world." When asked to clarify his statement, he questioned the reporter's patriotism.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 194 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:33:03 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:33:02 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:33:01 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:33:00 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:59 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:58 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:57 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:56 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:55 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:54 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:53 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:52 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:51 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:50 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:47 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:46 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:45 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:44 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:43 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:42 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:40 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:39 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:38 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:37 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:36 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:33 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:32 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:30 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:29 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:25 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:24 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:22 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:21 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:20 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:19 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:18 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:17 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:16 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:15 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:14 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:13 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:12 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:11 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:10 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:09 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:08 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:07 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:06 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:05 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:04 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:03 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:02 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:01 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:32:00 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:59 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:58 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:57 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:56 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:55 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:54 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:53 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:52 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:51 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:50 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:49 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:48 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:47 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:46 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:45 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:44 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:43 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:42 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:41 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:40 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:39 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:38 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:37 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:36 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:35 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:34 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:33 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:32 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:31 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:30 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:29 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:28 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:27 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:26 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:25 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:24 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:23 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:22 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:21 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:20 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:19 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:18 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:17 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:16 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:15 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:15 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:13 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:12 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:11 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:10 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:09 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:08 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:07 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:06 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:05 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:04 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:02 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:01 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:31:00 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:58 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:56 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:54 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:53 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:52 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:51 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:50 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:49 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:48 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:47 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:46 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:45 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:44 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:43 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:42 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:41 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:39 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:38 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:34 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:33 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:30 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:29 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:28 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:27 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:26 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:23 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:22 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:21 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:20 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:19 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:18 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:17 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:15 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:14 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:13 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:11 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:10 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:09 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:08 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:07 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:06 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:05 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:04 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:03 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:02 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:30:01 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:59 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:57 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:56 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:55 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:54 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:52 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:51 Caption #-74

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:50 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:49 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:48 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:47 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:46 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:45 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:43 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:42 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:41 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:40 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:39 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:38 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:37 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:35 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:34 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:33 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:32 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:31 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:30 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:29 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:28 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:26 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 10:29:25 Caption #370

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 11 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This kicks ass. I'm laughing out loud at work. Let me deconstruct:
1) The dig at "Teh New Sexy"
2) Blinky
3) "penguin-eating"
4) Holiday Blinky
5) The entirety of Bush's "speech".

In short, you rock.
<mypalmike> Teh new sexy!
<guyPaulo> Yes I know it breaks the format a little, but it's not Wednesday, so sue me.
<guyPaulo> My god, you guys post comments quickly don't you!. Yoyo, I'll glad I'm not the only one who visits this site about 18 times daily at work!
<Mort> Your hits pay for my monkey butter fetish, keep it up!
Btw what's so funny about "Teh New Sexy"?
<yoyology> 18? Paulo, you're a lightweight. I've got something like a 40-refreshes-a-day caption monkey on my back. It's scary.
<guyPaulo> Just imagine a saucy Brazilian shouting "Teh new sexy!" Its funny. BTW what the crap is monkey butter? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
<Luminaire> If penguins are teh new sexy in Brazil, does that mean bikini waxes are out?
<guyPaulo> Bikini waxes ON penguins are still sexy.
<TJ Eckleburg> Forget the songs in my head, all I hear is saucy, Portugese-inflected "Teh New Sexy!"
<yoyology> I believe that penguins coat their feathers with a waxy substance to make them waterproof. Perhaps one could do a bikini wax with a penguin.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post