[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Brazil announced this week that it will back Linux OS in all of its government computers. Penguinmania is on the rise there, with top fashion designers declaring that penguins are "teh new sexy!" in typical bad grammar.

In response, Microsoft unveiled its new mascot, Blinky, the penguin-eating carnivorous sperm whale. Here is the regular Blinky, and to the right, the special edition Holiday Blinky.

When asked for his opinion on the spot, President Bush could only stammer "Cumputers? I... uhh..believe America has the bestest...I mean goodest science men in the world." When asked to clarify his statement, he questioned the reporter's patriotism.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 300 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:42Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:41Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:37Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:33Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:29Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:21Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:19Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:18Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:16Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:11Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:59Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:58Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:57Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:52Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:49Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:47Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:44Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:43Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:42Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:39Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:36Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:34Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:33Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:32Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:30Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:29Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:28Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:21Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:18Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:17Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:16Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:14Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:13Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:12Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:11Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:10Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:08Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:07Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:06Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:05Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:04Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:03Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:57Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:48Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:47Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:44Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:43Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:42Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:39Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:38Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:37Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:22Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:18Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:17Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:13Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:04Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:02Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:59Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:57Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:54Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:53Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:50Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:46Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:44Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:43Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:42Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:41Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:34Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:30Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:27Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:26Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:23Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:22Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:20Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:19Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:18Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:16Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:09Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:05Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:04Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:02Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:56Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:53Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:52Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:49Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:45Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:39Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:34Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:30Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:22Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:20Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:18Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:16Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:11Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:09Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:05Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:04Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:00Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:56Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:53Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:51Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:49Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:46Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:45Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:40Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:35Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:34Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:33Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:32Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:30Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:28Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:26Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:25Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:24Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:21Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:19Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:18Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:17Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:16Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:11Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:07Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:03Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:01Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:00Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:56Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:47Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:30Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:28Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:26Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:25Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:14Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:13Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:12Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:04Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:00Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:55Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:51Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:50Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:49Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:48Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:47Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:43Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:40Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:39Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:37Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:33Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:31Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:29Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:27Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:23Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:15Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:09Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:03Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:01Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:56Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:52Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:46Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:43Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:35Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:24Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:21Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:20Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:19Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:15Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:14Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:13Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:07Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:03Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:00Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:59Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:58Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:56Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:46Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:42Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:36Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:34Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:27Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:24Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:19Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:13Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:04Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:03Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:59Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:57Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:54Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:52Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:51Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:50Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:47Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:44Caption #199

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 11 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This kicks ass. I'm laughing out loud at work. Let me deconstruct:
1) The dig at "Teh New Sexy"
2) Blinky
3) "penguin-eating"
4) Holiday Blinky
5) The entirety of Bush's "speech".

In short, you rock.
<mypalmike> Teh new sexy!
<guyPaulo> Yes I know it breaks the format a little, but it's not Wednesday, so sue me.
<guyPaulo> My god, you guys post comments quickly don't you!. Yoyo, I'll glad I'm not the only one who visits this site about 18 times daily at work!
<Mort> Your hits pay for my monkey butter fetish, keep it up!
Btw what's so funny about "Teh New Sexy"?
<yoyology> 18? Paulo, you're a lightweight. I've got something like a 40-refreshes-a-day caption monkey on my back. It's scary.
<guyPaulo> Just imagine a saucy Brazilian shouting "Teh new sexy!" Its funny. BTW what the crap is monkey butter? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
<Luminaire> If penguins are teh new sexy in Brazil, does that mean bikini waxes are out?
<guyPaulo> Bikini waxes ON penguins are still sexy.
<TJ Eckleburg> Forget the songs in my head, all I hear is saucy, Portugese-inflected "Teh New Sexy!"
<yoyology> I believe that penguins coat their feathers with a waxy substance to make them waterproof. Perhaps one could do a bikini wax with a penguin.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post