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Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003

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Brazil announced this week that it will back Linux OS in all of its government computers. Penguinmania is on the rise there, with top fashion designers declaring that penguins are "teh new sexy!" in typical bad grammar.

In response, Microsoft unveiled its new mascot, Blinky, the penguin-eating carnivorous sperm whale. Here is the regular Blinky, and to the right, the special edition Holiday Blinky.

When asked for his opinion on the spot, President Bush could only stammer "Cumputers? I... uhh..believe America has the bestest...I mean goodest science men in the world." When asked to clarify his statement, he questioned the reporter's patriotism.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> This kicks ass. I'm laughing out loud at work. Let me deconstruct:
1) The dig at "Teh New Sexy"
2) Blinky
3) "penguin-eating"
4) Holiday Blinky
5) The entirety of Bush's "speech".

In short, you rock.
<mypalmike> Teh new sexy!
<guyPaulo> Yes I know it breaks the format a little, but it's not Wednesday, so sue me.
<guyPaulo> My god, you guys post comments quickly don't you!. Yoyo, I'll glad I'm not the only one who visits this site about 18 times daily at work!
<Mort> Your hits pay for my monkey butter fetish, keep it up!
Btw what's so funny about "Teh New Sexy"?
<yoyology> 18? Paulo, you're a lightweight. I've got something like a 40-refreshes-a-day caption monkey on my back. It's scary.
<guyPaulo> Just imagine a saucy Brazilian shouting "Teh new sexy!" Its funny. BTW what the crap is monkey butter? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
<Luminaire> If penguins are teh new sexy in Brazil, does that mean bikini waxes are out?
<guyPaulo> Bikini waxes ON penguins are still sexy.
<TJ Eckleburg> Forget the songs in my head, all I hear is saucy, Portugese-inflected "Teh New Sexy!"
<yoyology> I believe that penguins coat their feathers with a waxy substance to make them waterproof. Perhaps one could do a bikini wax with a penguin.

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