Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Brazil announced this week that it will back Linux OS in all of its government computers. Penguinmania is on the rise there, with top fashion designers declaring that penguins are "teh new sexy!" in typical bad grammar.

In response, Microsoft unveiled its new mascot, Blinky, the penguin-eating carnivorous sperm whale. Here is the regular Blinky, and to the right, the special edition Holiday Blinky.

When asked for his opinion on the spot, President Bush could only stammer "Cumputers? I... uhh..believe America has the bestest...I mean goodest science men in the world." When asked to clarify his statement, he questioned the reporter's patriotism.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 112 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:07 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:06 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:04:01 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:59 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:58 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:57 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:56 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:54 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:53 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:52 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:51 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:49 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:48 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:47 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:46 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:44 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:43 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:41 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:40 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:38 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:37 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:35 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:34 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:33 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:31 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:30 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:29 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:26 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:25 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:24 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:19 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:17 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:16 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:15 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:14 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:09 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:06 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:04 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:02 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:03:00 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:59 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:56 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:54 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:50 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:48 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:44 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:39 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:38 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:37 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:36 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:35 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:34 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:30 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:29 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:28 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:27 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:22 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:21 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:20 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:19 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:18 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:17 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:16 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:15 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:14 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:13 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:12 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:09 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:02:08 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:54 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:53 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:52 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:50 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:49 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:47 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:45 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:44 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:40 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:32 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:28 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:25 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:19 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:16 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:15 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:12 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:11 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:03 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:00 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:59 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:57 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:56 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:55 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:49 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:45 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:44 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:43 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:42 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:39 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:35 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:32 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:31 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:27 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:25 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:20 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:19 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:14 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:12 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:11 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:09 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:08 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:04 Caption #800

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 11 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This kicks ass. I'm laughing out loud at work. Let me deconstruct:
1) The dig at "Teh New Sexy"
2) Blinky
3) "penguin-eating"
4) Holiday Blinky
5) The entirety of Bush's "speech".

In short, you rock.
<mypalmike> Teh new sexy!
<guyPaulo> Yes I know it breaks the format a little, but it's not Wednesday, so sue me.
<guyPaulo> My god, you guys post comments quickly don't you!. Yoyo, I'll glad I'm not the only one who visits this site about 18 times daily at work!
<Mort> Your hits pay for my monkey butter fetish, keep it up!
Btw what's so funny about "Teh New Sexy"?
<yoyology> 18? Paulo, you're a lightweight. I've got something like a 40-refreshes-a-day caption monkey on my back. It's scary.
<guyPaulo> Just imagine a saucy Brazilian shouting "Teh new sexy!" Its funny. BTW what the crap is monkey butter? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
<Luminaire> If penguins are teh new sexy in Brazil, does that mean bikini waxes are out?
<guyPaulo> Bikini waxes ON penguins are still sexy.
<TJ Eckleburg> Forget the songs in my head, all I hear is saucy, Portugese-inflected "Teh New Sexy!"
<yoyology> I believe that penguins coat their feathers with a waxy substance to make them waterproof. Perhaps one could do a bikini wax with a penguin.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post