[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 411 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:56Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:51Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:47Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:39Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:35Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:34Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:32Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:27Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:24Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:21Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:19Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:16Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:15Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:14Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:13Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:11Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:07Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:06Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:04Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:03Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:01Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:33:00Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:55Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:54Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:53Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:52Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:51Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:50Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:48Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:47Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:46Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:45Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:44Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:39Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:38Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:37Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:36Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:35Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:32Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:29Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:28Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:26Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:25Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:24Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:20Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:16Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:15Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:14Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:13Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:12Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:10Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:08Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:05Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:03Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:01Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:32:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:57Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:55Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:54Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:53Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:47Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:46Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:45Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:44Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:43Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:40Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:37Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:32Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:30Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:29Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:28Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:27Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:26Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:23Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:23Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:21Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:20Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:19Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:18Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:16Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:13Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:12Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:11Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:10Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:06Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:02Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:01Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:00Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:58Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:57Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:54Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:53Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:51Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:49Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:47Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:43Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:33Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:32Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:30Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:19Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:18Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:17Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:16Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:12Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:05Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:03Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:02Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:00Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:57Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:44Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:41Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:39Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:38Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:35Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:33Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:31Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:28Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:25Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:24Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:22Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:17Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:09Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:05Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:04Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:01Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:00Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:57Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:55Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:52Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:40Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:39Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:36Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:34Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:25Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:24Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:21Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:17Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:16Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:12Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:10Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:08Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:06Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:05Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:00Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:54Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:53Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:51Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:48Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:45Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:44Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:43Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:42Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:41Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:40Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:39Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:37Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:33Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:29Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:26Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:25Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:19Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:18Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:17Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:12Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:10Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:07Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:06Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:05Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:04Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:01Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:57Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:54Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:53Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:50Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:49Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:45Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:43Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:42Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:41Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:37Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:33Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:29Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:28Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:26Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:25Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:24Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:22Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:21Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:20Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:15Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:14Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:12Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:03Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:00Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:59Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:53Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:50Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:46Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:45Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:44Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:34Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:33Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:22Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:06Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:03Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:01Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:47Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:41Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:37Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:34Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:33Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:30Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:28Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:08Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #781

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post