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After splitting with Jacko, Lisa Marie Presley joined the cult of Scientology and started a successful singing career.

Jealous of this, Jackson joined the Cult of Tutankhammen, which gave him immortality and mental control over weak-willed individuals.

As suspected by many, Michael Jackson medically died in 1998, but he escaped his coffin en route to the funeral and now walks the earth in a horrifying state of undeath.
(E! Online)
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> BraiiIIIInsssss!!
<Axolotl> I always end up voting for the zombie caption!
<hel> wat a loada fuckin ball shit this is crap michael jackson is the king of pop and ur jelous, the only reason u can hate some 1 is if ur jelous so haha gutted ti fuck

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