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Since they let cyborgs compete, the Olympics have been a lot more entertaining this year. Liddia-5000 had great success in the pole-vaulting competition, mainly due to her hydrolic right forearm pole attachment.

Swimmer Jenny "Robo-bottom" Lopesita won the swimming contest due to her cybernetically-enhanced ass-cheeks. While the cheeks provide no real benefit to her swimming skills, their scientifically-crafted perfect shape did allow her to seduce all the male judges, thus giving her a distinct advantage.

Sadly, the Olympics were disrupted when God became angry when the Greek hosts kept referring to his as 'Zeus' and smote then entire event with a few well-placed tornados.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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