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Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

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Mort twitched as the stabbing pain in his gut got worse. Maybe it was some bizarre foreign object left inside him from the $99 butt implant surgery in Mexio, or maybe it was the first tingling signs of panic as his MEP revenues dried up. The April 1st stunt brought in some cash when the monkies all clicked the penis enlargement ads, but that money was spent on whores and booze long ago.

He briefly considered hiring a bunch of "MEP Girls" to post captions and provide links to their free nude photo galleries, but Morticia would be all over his ass like stink on sh*t over that idea.

But one hot night in Tijuana, on a 3 day coke-tequilla-Sudafed binge, Mort's luck changed when he came up with the idea that would radically alter MEP forever.

"FREE PAIR OF ZOMBIE MONKIES WITH EVERY PENIS/META/CRASS/E.D. CAPTION YOU WRITE!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> That would be a plan...
<Roger Mexico> The best plans are simple plans - like obtuses!
<Fah Q> I like the idea of a coke-tequila-sudafed binge. Get drunk minus the allergies.

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