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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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GWB hatched a brilliant plan. I'll offer to finance the terrorists with -2 dollar bills.

"The more I give them, the broker they will be!" snickered GWB from his palacial estate.

"And then I will send pictures of my half-naked daughter to their countries to show them what they are missing by covering their women! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I like the -2 dollar bill idea...
<guyPaulo> snort!
<3Suns> Arithmetic is prohibited by their religion.
<Carol> I love the middle caption. "Best Use of Stolen Idea" Award.
<ElvisThePelvis> I like the spelling mistakes...
<Hysterical Woman> "The broker they'll get..." I love that logic. Oh, and the Arabics gave us math. Algebra supports terrorism!
<mypalmike> Nice! "The broker they will be." Is GWB saying they will become middlemen for business transactions?
<ajiav> 
<George W. Bush> I bricked it, it was bracken, and now I've broke it. Brick-bats. Brat attack. Call my broker. Gimme a break! BRAKK! BRAKK! Wanna buy a drake? Kabibble kabbabble kabibble.

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