[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Britney, you have no talent! No wait, I am wrong, you'd make a very talented hooker!

You are not blessed!

George Bush and cronies, I say to you stupid, stupid, stupid. Seeing someone retarded as you makes me agree with contraception.

You are not blessed!

You my son, are Catholic Idol material.

You are coming to the Vatican.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:45Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:44Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:42Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:40Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:37Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:36Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:32Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:28Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:27Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:23Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:18Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:16Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:12Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:10Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:08Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:04Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:00Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:55Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:54Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:52Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:50Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:47Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:43Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:42Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:40Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:33Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:30Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:27Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:22Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:19Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:16Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:15Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:13Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:07Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:04Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:00Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:55Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:52Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:44Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:41Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:40Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:37Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:36Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:35Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:33Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:24Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:23Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:22Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:15Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:14Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:08Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:06Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:05Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:00Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:59Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:55Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:53Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:51Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:50Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:48Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:47Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:44Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:40Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:39Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:37Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:25Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:23Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:21Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:19Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:15Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:14Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:13Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:08Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:06Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:59Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:56Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:52Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:50Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:49Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:48Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:44Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:40Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:36Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:33Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:32Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:28Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:24Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:22Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:19Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:18Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:14Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:12Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:09Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:08Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:07Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:04Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:03Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:00Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:56Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:55Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:52Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:48Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:44Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:42Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:38Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:36Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:35Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:32Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:28Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:22Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:20Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:15Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:14Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:13Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:12Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:11Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:09Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:06Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:05Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:04Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:02Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:58Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:52Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:48Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:44Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:36Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:32Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:29Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:27Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:26Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:20Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:18Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:17Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:16Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:14Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:05Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:04Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:03Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:58Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:56Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:53Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:52Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:50Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:48Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:47Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:44Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:42Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:40Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:37Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:36Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:28Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:27Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:26Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:25Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:24Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:16Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:12Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:08Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:06Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:58Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:52Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:44Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:43Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:42Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:37Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:33Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:32Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:24Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:22Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:17Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:14Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:13Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:07Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:05Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:04Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:01Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:56Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:55Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:53Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:52Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:46Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:44Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:42Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:40Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:36Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:34Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:32Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:29Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:26Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:24Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:21Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:20Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:19Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:17Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:16Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:11Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:09Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:05Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:01Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:00Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:56Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:53Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:52Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:50Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:48Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:45Caption #55

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post