The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 27 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:15:06	Caption #710
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:15:05	Caption #631
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:15:04	Caption #771
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:15:03	Caption #957
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:15:02	Caption #705
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:59	Caption #342
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:58	Caption #709
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:57	Caption #107
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:56	Caption #117
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:55	Caption #379
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:54	Caption #780
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:53	Caption #845
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:52	Caption #139
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:51	Caption #-5
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:50	Caption #754
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:49	Caption #309
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:47	Caption #344
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:43	Caption #661
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:42	Caption #651
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:41	Caption #136
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:40	Caption #339
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:39	Caption #791
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:38	Caption #279
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:37	Caption #675
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:36	Caption #149
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:35	Caption #560
Mr. Noname	Lurker	01:14:34	Caption #432