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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2005 by Lauren
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I was a powerful master. I would blow on my little whistle and they would all come crawling to abase themselves at my feet.

Some of my sycophants were luscious and young and wanted to be spanked.

But most just wallowed in self pity at their own miserable stations in life. I would autograph their backs and send them on their way.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> I know the feeling.

Well, the wallowing in self-pity part.

<Carol> Inventive!
<JP> You're Howard Stern?
<Lauren> My secret is out.
<ajiav> this is an awesome caption

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