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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004

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I always wanted to hook up with the babes in high school...

But apparently none of them were as interested in dressing up like Japanese video game characters as I was.

So I decided to skip the whole "dating" thing and just grow a pair of man-boobs myself. Now, I can get to "second base" every time I take a shower!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<superwoman biatch> So that's why you take so long in the morning...!!!
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<Axolotl> guyP is the fly in the MEP icecube!
<Fu Manchu> You're living the American dream!
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