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Most Emailed Photos - 07/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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I really wanted to marry Betty Sue, but her family was a little "country." Her brother Cletus brought us a pretty bizarre wedding gift.....

And she wanted one of her slightly inbred cousins to be our flower girl....

But the final straw came when her drunken mother asked me to "plow through the moist ocean of her love with my giant fleshy sperm whale until the sea-foam shot from his blowhole."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I almost named my new puppy "Cletus".

Mothers in law can be pretty crazy.

<Fu Manchu> Well, it's better than a toaster...
<superwoman biatch> Hey...don't talk about my family like that!!!
<Axolotl> This is classic gP!
<guyPaulo> I have to admit, I wrote the above seduction line with much more class than it was originally phrased, which was something like "You shore do got a purty mouth, guy pawlo, let's git ta tha trailer and screw!"

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