"Hi guys! I'm Giselle and I'll be working with you on the fishing boat today!"
I was totally unimpressed with the new recuit on the ship.
CRASH!!!!!
"Where's that f*cking navigator?!?" the captain roared.
Some whispered that I had been busy trying to play with Giselle's fuzzy pussy, but in truth, we were just trading fashion tips.
See, I'm the kind of pirate who prefers to "swab the poop-deck" with his shipmates, if you know what I mean.
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
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