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Most Emailed Photos - 06/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Hi guys! I'm Giselle and I'll be working with you on the fishing boat today!"

I was totally unimpressed with the new recuit on the ship.

CRASH!!!!!

"Where's that f*cking navigator?!?" the captain roared.

Some whispered that I had been busy trying to play with Giselle's fuzzy pussy, but in truth, we were just trading fashion tips.

See, I'm the kind of pirate who prefers to "swab the poop-deck" with his shipmates, if you know what I mean.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl in a Beavis mood> Huhuh-huh...poop-deck...huh-huh-huh.
<mypalmike> Heh heh yeah.

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