[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Oh great. Some pervert snaps my picture just as I adjust my nipples. It's sure to be on mostemailedphotos within the hour.

Wonderful. Now legions of geeks across the world will be "grabbing the mayonnaise fire hose," as they stare at me.

Worst of all, those damn caption monkies will be cackling over me, writing obscene captions, just like the disgusting little primates they are.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 121 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:53Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:51Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:47Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:44Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:26Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:20Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:17Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:16Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:15Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:08Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:07Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:06Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:04Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:57Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:50Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:43Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:37Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:36Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:30Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:29Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:23Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:17Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:55Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:54Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:37Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:31Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:16Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:10Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:04Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:02Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:58Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:57Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:47Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:33Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:32Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:29Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:26Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:23Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:21Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:19Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:18Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:15Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:06Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:52Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:51Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:50Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:46Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:36Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:31Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:30Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:25Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:15Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:10Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:06Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:05Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:59Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:56Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:53Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:49Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:44Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:41Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:40Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:37Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:34Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:30Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:28Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:25Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:24Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:20Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:18Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:15Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:12Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:11Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:10Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:09Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:05Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:59Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:56Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:54Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:49Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:47Caption #803

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 14 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This one's really good. Meta, but good, and I give you extra points for the graphic masturbation euphemism.
<No one in particular> Mayonaise fire hose, man I would have never have thought of that. But that picture on the left does kinda make you want to pull ot the hose and put out a fire!
<guyPaulo> Thanks guys, I think that its going to be a good day for the more obscene monkies like me and Elvis.
<mypalmike> I'm looking forward to guy's upcoming book, "Masturbation: A Man's Guide to Squeezing the Easy Cheese"
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...mypalmike that is funny.
<guyPaulo> Excuse me while I go "teach the albino dolphin to spit from his blowhole."
<ElvisThePelvis> I plan on some "Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo" later followed by a little session "Performing the Jedi Hand Trick" and finally I will finish off with some "Test Firing the Death Star".
<Mort> My personal favourite is "Punishing the red headed step child". Funny Guy.
<MLimburg> 'Lay the plumbing'

On a semi-related note, ever taken a Harry Potter novel and replaced the word WAND with the word WANG?

<David Byrden> What the hell are you all talking about?!?!?!?!?!?
<guyPaulo> We're talking about "wrestling the cyclops," or "taming the tan python," or "making out with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters."
<David Byrden>  Oh.
<guyPaulo> Also: "jerkin the gerkin," "keeping the census down," "polishing the fleshy torpedo," and "adjusting the throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love."
<mypalmike> You see, when a man and a hand are in love... Well, you'll learn about it when you're a little older.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post