[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Oh great. Some pervert snaps my picture just as I adjust my nipples. It's sure to be on mostemailedphotos within the hour.

Wonderful. Now legions of geeks across the world will be "grabbing the mayonnaise fire hose," as they stare at me.

Worst of all, those damn caption monkies will be cackling over me, writing obscene captions, just like the disgusting little primates they are.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 310 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:21Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:19Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:15Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:11Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:09Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:07Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:02Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:01Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:58Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:56Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:55Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:53Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:51Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:48Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:47Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:46Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:40Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:38Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:36Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:34Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:33Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:31Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:29Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:28Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:27Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:24Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:16Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:15Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:14Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:11Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:07Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:06Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:03Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:00Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:58Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:57Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:50Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:48Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:46Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:42Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:41Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:39Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:36Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:31Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:29Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:27Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:25Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:23Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:22Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:20Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:19Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:17Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:16Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:15Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:11Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:57Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:55Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:52Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:50Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:48Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:46Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:45Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:44Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:43Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:38Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:37Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:34Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:29Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:25Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:24Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:23Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:20Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:17Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:16Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:06Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:02Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:01Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:55Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:53Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:52Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:51Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:48Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:46Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:44Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:41Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:35Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:34Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:32Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:30Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:25Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:24Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:23Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:19Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:15Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:12Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:06Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:03Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:02Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:59Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:54Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:46Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:44Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:38Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:33Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:25Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:19Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:14Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:11Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:10Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:07Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:05Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:04Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:02Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:55Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:53Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:49Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:42Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:41Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:39Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:36Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:16Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:13Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:07Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:17:00Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:57Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:56Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:55Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:52Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:48Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:47Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:43Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:39Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:36Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:35Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:32Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:30Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:28Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:27Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:26Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:25Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:24Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:23Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:19Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:16Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:14Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:13Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:12Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:07Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:01Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:00Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:59Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:57Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:56Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:55Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:46Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:45Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:44Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:43Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:41Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:40Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:36Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:32Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:27Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:17Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:15Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:12Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:08Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:07Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:05Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:03Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:56Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:53Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:52Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:51Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:47Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:46Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:44Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:43Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:33Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:30Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:29Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:18Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:15Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:14Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:11Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:08Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:00Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:57Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:48Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:45Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:43Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:41Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:35Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:32Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:31Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:29Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:27Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:24Caption #385

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 14 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This one's really good. Meta, but good, and I give you extra points for the graphic masturbation euphemism.
<No one in particular> Mayonaise fire hose, man I would have never have thought of that. But that picture on the left does kinda make you want to pull ot the hose and put out a fire!
<guyPaulo> Thanks guys, I think that its going to be a good day for the more obscene monkies like me and Elvis.
<mypalmike> I'm looking forward to guy's upcoming book, "Masturbation: A Man's Guide to Squeezing the Easy Cheese"
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...mypalmike that is funny.
<guyPaulo> Excuse me while I go "teach the albino dolphin to spit from his blowhole."
<ElvisThePelvis> I plan on some "Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo" later followed by a little session "Performing the Jedi Hand Trick" and finally I will finish off with some "Test Firing the Death Star".
<Mort> My personal favourite is "Punishing the red headed step child". Funny Guy.
<MLimburg> 'Lay the plumbing'

On a semi-related note, ever taken a Harry Potter novel and replaced the word WAND with the word WANG?

<David Byrden> What the hell are you all talking about?!?!?!?!?!?
<guyPaulo> We're talking about "wrestling the cyclops," or "taming the tan python," or "making out with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters."
<David Byrden>  Oh.
<guyPaulo> Also: "jerkin the gerkin," "keeping the census down," "polishing the fleshy torpedo," and "adjusting the throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love."
<mypalmike> You see, when a man and a hand are in love... Well, you'll learn about it when you're a little older.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post