Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Oh great. Some pervert snaps my picture just as I adjust my nipples. It's sure to be on mostemailedphotos within the hour.

Wonderful. Now legions of geeks across the world will be "grabbing the mayonnaise fire hose," as they stare at me.

Worst of all, those damn caption monkies will be cackling over me, writing obscene captions, just like the disgusting little primates they are.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 311 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:20 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:19 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:18 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:17 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:16 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:15 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:13 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:12 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:11 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:10 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:09 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:08 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:07 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:01 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:00 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:59 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:58 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:56 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:52 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:50 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:48 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:45 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:44 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:43 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:41 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:39 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:38 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:34 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:32 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:31 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:30 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:25 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:21 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:17 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:16 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:11 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:10 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:07 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:06 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:02 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:01 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:59 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:56 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:54 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:53 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:49 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:47 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:46 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:44 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:43 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:40 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:39 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:39 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:37 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:35 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:34 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:32 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:31 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:30 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:26 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:23 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:20 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:19 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:16 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:14 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:12 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:11 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:10 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:08 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:07 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:06 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:05 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:04 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:02 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:00 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:59 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:58 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:54 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:53 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:51 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:48 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:47 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:45 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:44 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:42 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:41 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:38 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:36 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:35 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:33 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:31 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:29 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:28 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:27 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:26 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:24 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:22 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:18 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:17 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:15 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:12 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:08 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:07 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:06 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:05 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:02 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:52:01 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:59 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:58 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:57 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:56 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:53 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:51 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:50 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:48 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:47 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:46 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:45 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:44 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:42 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:40 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:37 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:33 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:32 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:31 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:30 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:27 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:26 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:24 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:20 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:18 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:15 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:14 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:10 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:07 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:06 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:04 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:03 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:02 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:01 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:51:00 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:59 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:58 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:57 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:54 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:53 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:51 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:47 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:46 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:44 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:42 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:39 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:38 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:34 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:31 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:30 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:27 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:26 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:25 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:23 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:20 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:15 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:14 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:11 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:10 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:07 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:05 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:50:02 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:59 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:58 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:57 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:56 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:55 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:54 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:53 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:52 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:49 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:45 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:41 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:38 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:36 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:34 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:33 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:32 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:29 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:28 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:25 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:22 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:21 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:18 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:17 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:16 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:14 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:11 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:09 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:07 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:06 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:05 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:03 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:02 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:49:01 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:57 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:55 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:50 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:48 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:46 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:40 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:37 Caption #-79

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:36 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:34 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:31 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:28 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:24 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:23 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:18 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:17 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:15 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:13 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:09 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:06 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:48:05 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:53 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:51 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:50 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:49 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:27 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:21 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:19 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:14 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:07 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:06 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:03 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:01 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:47:00 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:55 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:52 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:51 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:47 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:42 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:41 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:39 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:38 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:37 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:36 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:35 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:34 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:33 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:31 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:30 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:29 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:27 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:26 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:25 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:23 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:22 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:20 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:19 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:18 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:16 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:15 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:14 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:13 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:12 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:10 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:09 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:08 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:06 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:05 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:04 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:02 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:46:01 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:59 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:58 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:57 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:56 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:55 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:54 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:53 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:51 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:50 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:49 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:48 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:47 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:46 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:45 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:44 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:43 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:42 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:41 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:40 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:39 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:38 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:36 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:35 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:34 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:33 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:32 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:31 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:30 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:28 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:27 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:25 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:24 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:23 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:22 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:21 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:45:20 Caption #664

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 14 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This one's really good. Meta, but good, and I give you extra points for the graphic masturbation euphemism.
<No one in particular> Mayonaise fire hose, man I would have never have thought of that. But that picture on the left does kinda make you want to pull ot the hose and put out a fire!
<guyPaulo> Thanks guys, I think that its going to be a good day for the more obscene monkies like me and Elvis.
<mypalmike> I'm looking forward to guy's upcoming book, "Masturbation: A Man's Guide to Squeezing the Easy Cheese"
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...mypalmike that is funny.
<guyPaulo> Excuse me while I go "teach the albino dolphin to spit from his blowhole."
<ElvisThePelvis> I plan on some "Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo" later followed by a little session "Performing the Jedi Hand Trick" and finally I will finish off with some "Test Firing the Death Star".
<Mort> My personal favourite is "Punishing the red headed step child". Funny Guy.
<MLimburg> 'Lay the plumbing'
On a semi-related note, ever taken a Harry Potter novel and replaced the word WAND with the word WANG?
<David Byrden> What the hell are you all talking about?!?!?!?!?!?
<guyPaulo> We're talking about "wrestling the cyclops," or "taming the tan python," or "making out with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters."
<David Byrden> Oh.
<guyPaulo> Also: "jerkin the gerkin," "keeping the census down," "polishing the fleshy torpedo," and "adjusting the throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love."
<mypalmike> You see, when a man and a hand are in love... Well, you'll learn about it when you're a little older.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post