| <yoyology> This one's really good. Meta, but good, and I give you extra points for the graphic masturbation euphemism. |  |
| <No one in particular> Mayonaise fire hose, man I would have never have thought of that. But that picture on the left does kinda make you want to pull ot the hose and put out a fire! | |
| <guyPaulo> Thanks guys, I think that its going to be a good day for the more obscene monkies like me and Elvis. |  |
| <mypalmike> I'm looking forward to guy's upcoming book, "Masturbation: A Man's Guide to Squeezing the Easy Cheese" | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...mypalmike that is funny. | |
| <guyPaulo> Excuse me while I go "teach the albino dolphin to spit from his blowhole." | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> I plan on some "Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo" later followed by a little session "Performing the Jedi Hand Trick" and finally I will finish off with some "Test Firing the Death Star". | |
| <Mort> My personal favourite is "Punishing the red headed step child". Funny Guy. |  |
| <MLimburg> 'Lay the plumbing' On a semi-related note, ever taken a Harry Potter novel and replaced the word WAND with the word WANG? | |
| <David Byrden> What the hell are you all talking about?!?!?!?!?!? |  |
| <guyPaulo> We're talking about "wrestling the cyclops," or "taming the tan python," or "making out with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters." | |
| <David Byrden> Oh. | |
| <guyPaulo> Also: "jerkin the gerkin," "keeping the census down," "polishing the fleshy torpedo," and "adjusting the throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love." | |
| <mypalmike> You see, when a man and a hand are in love... Well, you'll learn about it when you're a little older. | |
