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I, Captionus-Monkieus Erectus, sit and ponder why the pictures always contain animals.

I ask Mort and his wife for guidance and only find a hatred for Celine Dion, but no explanation for the relentless zoographical assault.

But then it hit me, we caption monkies have never meta tiger we did not like, plus we git to snicker at the word pussy...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I like the word git, it sounds funny. Get me the butter is not funny but git me the butter is comedy gold.
<yoyology> It also doubles as an insulting appellation, as in "Gi' away from me, ye daft git!"
<ElvisThePelvis> See, it is almost as funny as the f-bomb in certain situations.
<Lauren> This one caused exquisite pain to my funny bone. As if 'meta tiger' were not enough, we are then git to snicker at pussy! Brilliant.

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