Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 204 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:43 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:42 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:41 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:40 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:39 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:38 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:37 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:36 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:35 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:34 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:30 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:28 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:26 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:22 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:19 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:18 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:17 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:15 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:14 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:11 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:07 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:05 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:04 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:03 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:02 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:35:00 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:59 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:58 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:56 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:54 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:53 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:52 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:49 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:48 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:47 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:45 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:43 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:38 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:37 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:36 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:34 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:33 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:32 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:31 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:30 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:29 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:28 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:27 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:26 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:25 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:24 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:23 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:22 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:21 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:18 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:15 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:14 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:11 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:10 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:09 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:07 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:03 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:01 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:34:00 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:59 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:58 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:57 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:55 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:54 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:53 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:52 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:51 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:49 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:48 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:44 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:42 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:41 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:40 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:38 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:37 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:34 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:33 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:32 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:30 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:29 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:26 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:25 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:24 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:22 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:20 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:19 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:18 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:17 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:15 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:14 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:13 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:10 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:06 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:05 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:03 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:01 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:33:00 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:59 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:58 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:56 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:55 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:54 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:51 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:49 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:47 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:46 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:44 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:43 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:40 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:38 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:36 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:32 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:31 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:30 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:29 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:28 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:27 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:26 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:25 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:23 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:21 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:19 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:17 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:14 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:13 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:10 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:08 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:06 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:05 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:04 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:02 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:01 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:32:00 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:58 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:57 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:55 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:54 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:51 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:50 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:49 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:47 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:44 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:43 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:39 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:38 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:36 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:32 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:30 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:28 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:24 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:23 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:21 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:19 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:18 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:17 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:13 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:12 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:11 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:09 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:07 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:05 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:03 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:02 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:58 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:56 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:55 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:54 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:53 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:51 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:50 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:48 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:47 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:43 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:41 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:40 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:39 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:38 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:37 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:35 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:32 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:31 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:29 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:28 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:27 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:26 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:24 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:23 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:22 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:20 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:18 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:16 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:14 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:12 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:09 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:08 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:06 Caption #440

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post