The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 49 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:07:03	Caption #631
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:07:02	Caption #208
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:07:01	Caption #188
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:07:00	Caption #598
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:59	Caption #644
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:58	Caption #318
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:57	Caption #300
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:56	Caption #803
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:54	Caption #826
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:53	Caption #934
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:52	Caption #542
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:51	Caption #109
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:50	Caption #834
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:49	Caption #117
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:48	Caption #608
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:47	Caption #66
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:43	Caption #439
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:39	Caption #815
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:36	Caption #282
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:35	Caption #27
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:32	Caption #106
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:29	Caption #447
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:28	Caption #955
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:27	Caption #440
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:26	Caption #453
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:25	Caption #632
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:23	Caption #698
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:21	Caption #340
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:19	Caption #364
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:18	Caption #342
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:17	Caption #232
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:15	Caption #232
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:13	Caption #42
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:12	Caption #14
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:11	Caption #471
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:07	Caption #483
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:05	Caption #748
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:03	Caption #816
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:06:00	Caption #50
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:59	Caption #92
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:58	Caption #684
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:57	Caption #199
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:56	Caption #868
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:55	Caption #794
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:54	Caption #892
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:53	Caption #169
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:52	Caption #828
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:51	Caption #425
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:05:50	Caption #755