[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

After growing animals with corporate logos, I wanted to try my own weird biological experiments.

I decided to grow body parts way beyond their natural size, but I came across one small problem...

how the hell do I get out of this testicle?
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 315 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:49Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:45Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:44Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:43Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:42Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:39Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:37Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:35Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:34Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:31Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:30Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:29Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:26Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:25Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:23Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:21Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:19Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:18Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:15Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:13Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:12Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:11Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:09Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:08Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:07Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:06Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:05Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:59Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:58Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:55Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:55Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:50Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:49Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:48Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:47Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:46Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:44Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:43Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:41Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:39Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:38Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:37Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:32Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:26Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:25Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:22Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:18Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:17Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:15Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:14Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:12Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:11Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:10Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:09Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:05Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:03Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:02Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:01Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:00Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:58Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:57Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:56Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:55Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:54Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:50Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:49Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:47Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:46Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:44Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:42Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:41Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:40Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:39Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:38Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:37Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:36Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:34Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:30Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:29Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:26Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:25Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:23Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:19Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:17Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:15Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:13Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:11Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:09Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:08Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:07Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:05Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:02Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:01Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:00Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:57Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:54Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:53Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:52Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:51Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:49Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:47Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:45Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:41Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:37Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:34Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:32Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:30Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:29Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:28Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:23Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:22Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:19Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:18Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:16Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:14Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:13Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:12Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:07Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:01Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:57Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:54Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:53Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:49Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:44Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:43Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:42Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:39Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:38Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:37Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:35Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:34Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:33Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:32Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:26Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:25Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:24Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:22Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:20Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:18Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:17Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:16Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:14Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:13Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:12Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:11Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:10Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:09Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:06Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:05Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:03Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:59Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:57Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:55Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:54Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:52Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:50Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:49Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:48Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:47Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:44Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:42Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:40Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:39Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:38Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:37Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:32Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:31Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:30Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:29Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:26Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:22Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:19Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:17Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:14Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:11Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:09Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:08Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:07Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:06Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:05Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:02Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:01Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:58Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:54Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:52Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:51Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:50Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:48Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:46Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:44Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:41Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:40Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:39Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:36Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:35Caption #73

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post