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Most Emailed Photos - 04/06/2006 by George Lucas
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Chewtobacco the Wookie was always different. He claims he was smothered by his mother from birth.

Unable to fit in with the other Wookies he left his home planet, shaved all his fur and became a street perfomer on Alderaan...

Eventually he wound up on Tatoonie, a poor broken down old gay queen.
(Reuters)
(The Canadian Press)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> may the Farce be with you!!
<Kumiho> I think this guy might need the Shwartz to be with him.
<mypalmike> Wow, is that really you, George?

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