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We monkys knew there was trouble when Cheif Mort walked into the wardroom today, chewing on a carrot to help him kick his smoking habit.

"Listen up!" He barked at us. "We've got us a live one this time. Nazi clones have been seen in London, and it's up to us to ferret out the real Harry from those look alikes."

"And you, Elvis, are banned forever from the kitchen. Last time you flung poo it got all over my toast!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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