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Most Emailed Photos - 06/16/2004 by Carol
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"You called for a receptionist temp, efficient and detail-oriented?
   
I am Miss Lili, from Heidi's House of Discipline. Sit up straight when you address me."


"No, I'm certain there has been no mistake.
   
Undoubtedly I will receive a company car? I'll take the red convertible."


"That's right, you are MY little kittens now.
   
Well, don't waste your time grovelling. Clean those boots while you're down there! I must answer the phone!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Can I work for her?
<Carol> I based this on someone I used to work with. It's amazing where attitude can get you!
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<mypalmike> I'm looking for a job. Maybe I could work there...

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