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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by obtuse
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I gave her flowers and told her I loved her.

She laughed at me. In front of everyone.

My tenuous thread of hope cut, reality came crashing into me like an unstoppable juggernaut.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Your reality needs to lose weight...

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