[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 410 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:31Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:29Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:25Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:20Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:16Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:15Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:13Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:11Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:10Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:09Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:08Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:06Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:01Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:00Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:59Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:57Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:56Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:55Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:44Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:41Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:40Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:39Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:35Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:26Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:25Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:20Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:13Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:12Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:10Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:06Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:01Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:00Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:59Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:55Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:54Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:53Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:44Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:42Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:40Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:39Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:38Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:36Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:34Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:31Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:28Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:25Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:24Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:23Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:20Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:18Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:16Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:11Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:09Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:08Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:05Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:03Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:59Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:57Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:55Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:54Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:53Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:49Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:45Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:43Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:42Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:40Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:38Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:37Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:31Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:30Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:29Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:27Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:23Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:21Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:20Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:19Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:18Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:15Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:05Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:59Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:57Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:54Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:53Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:52Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:41Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:39Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:38Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:36Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:35Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:32Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:31Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:26Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:25Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:23Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:22Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:21Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:20Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:18Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:15Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:14Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:07Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:06Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:04Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:03Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:00Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:58Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:53Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:52Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:50Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:48Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:46Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:44Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:42Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:41Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:40Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:39Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:38Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:37Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:35Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:34Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:32Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:31Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:19Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:18Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:17Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:12Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:02Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:57Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:56Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:53Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:51Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:50Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:48Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:47Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:41Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:39Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:38Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:37Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:35Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:32Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:31Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:29Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:24Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:23Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:21Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:18Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:15Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:14Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:11Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:09Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:03Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:02Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:59Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:57Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:55Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:52Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:51Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:48Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:46Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:43Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:42Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:38Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:37Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:34Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:32Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:21Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:18Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:09Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:07Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:05Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:04Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:03Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:02Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:01Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:55Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:51Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:49Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:48Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:47Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:46Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:45Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:43Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:41Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:39Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:36Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:34Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:31Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:28Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:27Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:26Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:24Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:23Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:21Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:20Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:12Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:11Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:07Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:06Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:05Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:01Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:00Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:58Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:57Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:56Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:55Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:54Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:53Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:51Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:50Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:49Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:48Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:46Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:45Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:44Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:43Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:42Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:41Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:39Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:38Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:35Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:34Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:29Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:28Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:27Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:26Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:25Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:21Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:20Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:19Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:18Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:15Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:14Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:13Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:12Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:10Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:09Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:07Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:06Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:04Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:03Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:02Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:01Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:59Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:58Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:57Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:56Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:55Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:54Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:52Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:51Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:50Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:48Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:46Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:44Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:43Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:42Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:41Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:37Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:36Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:35Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:34Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:33Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:32Caption #159

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post