| |  PRESS CONFERENCE, WHITE HOUSE, 2015
 
 "Mr. President, it's so hot my DOG melted. Why did we reject the Kyoto protocol?"
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 | |  "Gee whiz, I dunno! I mean, who'd a thought Global Warming would affect America?"
 
 "It's not like we live next door to Globia."
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 | |  "Anyways, look on the bright side. We can now sunbathe in Alaska!"
 
 "And I kinda like the Manhattan gondolas."
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