[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 250 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:20Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:19Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:18Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:17Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:15Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:11Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:06Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:04Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:03Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:02Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:59Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:52Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:50Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:46Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:44Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:40Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:39Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:36Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:30Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:27Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:23Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:20Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:13Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:03Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:02Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:59Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:55Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:54Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:53Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:52Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:49Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:41Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:39Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:36Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:26Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:25Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:19Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:15Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:03Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:58Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:55Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:53Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:49Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:42Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:40Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:39Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:34Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:30Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:29Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:27Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:18Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:16Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:09Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:03Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:53Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:52Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:44Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:38Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:32Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:30Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:15Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:11Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:10Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:07Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:03Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:02Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:52Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:51Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:50Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:49Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:48Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:47Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:43Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:41Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:40Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:37Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:35Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:33Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:31Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:30Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:27Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:26Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:24Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:22Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:21Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:19Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:18Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:15Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:12Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:07Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:00Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:59Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:52Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:51Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:49Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:43Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:41Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:39Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:38Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:35Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:34Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:32Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:31Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:24Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:19Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:16Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:14Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:03Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:02Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:01Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:00Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:56Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:55Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:54Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:50Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:47Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:35Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:32Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:29Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:27Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:26Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:25Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:20Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:12Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:06Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:02Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:58Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:47Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:38Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:27Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:21Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:19Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:14Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:00Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:59Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:45Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:36Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:26Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:23Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:16Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:57Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:56Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:41Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:39Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #444

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post