[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 166 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:18Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:17Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:10Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:08Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:06Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:02Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:58Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:54Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:52Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:36Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:35Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:34Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:33Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:32Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:31Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:27Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:24Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:22Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:20Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:19Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:18Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:15Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:14Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:12Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:11Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:08Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:06Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:01Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:00Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:56Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:55Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:51Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:48Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:47Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:46Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:38Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:36Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:35Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:33Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:32Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:28Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:27Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:25Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:24Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:23Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:22Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:21Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:20Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:18Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:17Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:16Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:10Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:06Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:04Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:01Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:57Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:56Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:51Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:50Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:49Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:44Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:41Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:31Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:26Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:21Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:17Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:16Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:05Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:03Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:00Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:59Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:58Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:56Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:54Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:53Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:51Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:46Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:45Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:44Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:41Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:38Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:36Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:31Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:20Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:19Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:18Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #32

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post