[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 450 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:47Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:46Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:43Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:42Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:41Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:39Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:36Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:35Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:31Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:26Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:21Caption #-96
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:20Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:19Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:16Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:15Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:14Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:10Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:09Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:05Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:04Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:02Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:00Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:59Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:57Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:56Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:55Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:54Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:53Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:51Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:50Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:49Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:48Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:47Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:46Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:44Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:43Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:42Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:41Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:39Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:38Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:35Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:34Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:33Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:32Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:31Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:30Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:29Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:28Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:24Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:17Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:15Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:13Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:10Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:07Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:06Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:05Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:57Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:56Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:52Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:51Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:50Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:48Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:47Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:46Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:38Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:37Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:32Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:31Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:27Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:25Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:17Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:16Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:14Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:13Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:12Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:10Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:07Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:06Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:04Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:03Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:02Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:01Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:58Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:57Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:56Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:55Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:54Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:53Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:52Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:51Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:50Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:47Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:46Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:45Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:44Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:43Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:42Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:40Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:38Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:37Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:35Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:34Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:32Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:31Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:30Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:29Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:26Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:25Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:22Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:21Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:17Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:16Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:14Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:12Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:11Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:07Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:06Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:05Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:04Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:02Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:08:00Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:57Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:56Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:54Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:52Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:51Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:50Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:49Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:47Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:45Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:43Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:42Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:41Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:40Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:39Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:38Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:36Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:33Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:30Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:28Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:27Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:25Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:24Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:22Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:21Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:19Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:18Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:17Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:15Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:13Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:12Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:10Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:06Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:05Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:04Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:02Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:01Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:07:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:59Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:58Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:55Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:53Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:52Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:49Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:46Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:45Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:44Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:42Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:38Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:36Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:34Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:33Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:32Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:30Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:28Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:27Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:26Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:25Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:24Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:22Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:21Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:20Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:19Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:18Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:17Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:13Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:10Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:09Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:08Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:07Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:06Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:02Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:00Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:59Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:58Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:57Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:53Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:50Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:47Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:45Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:39Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:38Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:37Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:30Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:29Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:28Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:23Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:21Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:20Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:19Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:16Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:15Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:14Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:13Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:12Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:11Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:07Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:05Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:04Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:03Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:02Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:00Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:57Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:55Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:48Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:47Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:46Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:45Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:42Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:41Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:35Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:33Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:32Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:29Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:28Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:22Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:11Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:09Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:05Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:59Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:53Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:52Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:51Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:51Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:47Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:39Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:37Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:34Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:18Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:03Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:50Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:49Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:42Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:40Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:37Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:34Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:32Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:30Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:29Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:20Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:19Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:14Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:13Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:12Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:10Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:02Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:53Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:50Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:49Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:48Caption #639

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post