[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/08/2005 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Think twice before you try to smuggle contraband goods through US Customs.

Although we can't slice you wide open like a dead, bloated crocodile, we may perform a cavity search.

It's the best part of the job. We get to grope hot chicks...

...and sometimes we find something really cool.
(Reuters)
(ET)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 250 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:11Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:07Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:06Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:55Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:54Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:39Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:33Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:31Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:27Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:24Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:23Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:22Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:19Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:16Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:15Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:13Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:11Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:03Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:59Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:47Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:44Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:42Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:39Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:35Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:26Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:21Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:15Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:13Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:10Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:07Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:03Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:00Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:59Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:55Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:51Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:47Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:43Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:41Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:35Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:31Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:23Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:18Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:11Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:07Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:03Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:59Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:57Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:55Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:50Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:47Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:43Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:36Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:31Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:19Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:15Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:11Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:07Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:03Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:59Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:56Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:43Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:35Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:32Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:31Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:29Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:28Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:23Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:19Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:13Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:11Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:07Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:04Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:51Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:50Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:39Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:33Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:31Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:29Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:27Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:23Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:13Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:04Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:03Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:02Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:59Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:56Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:55Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:43Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:39Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:34Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:32Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:31Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:27Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:26Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:24Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:23Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:18Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:16Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:15Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:14Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:13Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:12Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:10Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:08Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:06Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:03Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:59Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:55Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:51Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:44Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:43Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:40Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:39Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:35Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:28Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:27Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:17Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:15Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:12Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:07Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:03Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:02Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:59Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:55Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:51Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:47Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:43Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:41Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:39Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:35Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:34Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:31Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:29Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:27Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:23Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:20Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:15Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:13Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:11Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:09Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:07Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:00Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:59Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:53Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:43Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:42Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:41Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:38Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:37Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:31Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:24Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:23Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:22Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:19Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:17Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:15Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:12Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:11Caption #868

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post