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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by Lauren
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Everything was just purr-fect!

His sexy new man-pad was equipped with the biggest jacuzzi ever and he was reclining suggestively on the latest in naugahide flotation devices.

But the "girl" sent over by Econo-Date.com looked suspiciously like Barishnikov with AIDS and she insisted on delivering a "Birds and Bees" lecture complete with a discussion on protection. When she produced the penile-corset condom, Guy fired a missile at her head.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> "penile-corset condom"

Uuggghhh.

<JP> You fired that missile at my mom, guy?

And no, Lauren, she does not look like Baryshnikov with AIDS. She looks like Baryshnikov on crack. With AIDS.

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