[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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As the lesbians expanded their pentration into our culture,

men were reduced to copulating with whatever smelly hole they could find.

This had the effect of ending the human race, but the ladies agreed that this was probably a good thing.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Bavid Dyrden> Oh yes! This one ROCKS!
<guyPaulo> Good one Elvis! That poor fish looks terrified.
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<mypalmike> Sad but true.
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