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Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005

by David Byrden

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This is how Christianity spreads: they catch you when you're young and tell you stories.

They tell you about Jonah who lived in a whale. And the big ol' guy in the sky who watches you all the time, so you better be good.

They tell you about Daniel who lay down with lions. And a guy who got nailed to a tree, and it's YOUR fault! So you owe him a favor.

They never tell you this: "Suck Our Big Dicks."

But they tell you to show up once a week in their palace to hand over your money and take orders, which is basically the same thing.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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