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Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005

by David Byrden

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This is how Christianity spreads: they catch you when you're young and tell you stories.

They tell you about Jonah who lived in a whale. And the big ol' guy in the sky who watches you all the time, so you better be good.

They tell you about Daniel who lay down with lions. And a guy who got nailed to a tree, and it's YOUR fault! So you owe him a favor.

They never tell you this: "Suck Our Big Dicks."

But they tell you to show up once a week in their palace to hand over your money and take orders, which is basically the same thing.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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