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Most Emailed Photos - 12/16/2004 by Axolotl
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Me and my crew barely made it out of Candyland alive.

After crossing the Sodapop Ocean on a dodgy raft, we thought we were finally safe.

Until Gingerbread Chip, my old trusty wingman, got his frosting licked off and was chewed up and swallowed by a wet pink monster.

They make some sick porn, those humans...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<3Suns> Ahaha, a wet pink monster! Oh, the horror!
<Kumiho> Pass me a serving of wet pink monster please!
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll fend off the wet pink monster with my purple dinosaur.

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