Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 12/06/2004

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I slaved for decades manipulating DNA over generations of females trying to create the perfect Barbie clone.

After my long quest, I finally found success!!! At last a place to put my meat!

But in the end, even she rejected me. I do not understand why I cannot get any women.

Maybe it is my breath...I don't know.

Do I smell bad?

Maybe I need nicer sherpas?

Bah.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> Nicer Shepas would certainly help.

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