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Most Emailed Photos - 09/08/2004 by guyPaulo
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I invested a few bucks in my idea...

...and developed a robotic chair that helps pick up the kid's toys.

My next project? Let's just say that it involves cybernetics, hydraulics, cold fusion, and peanut oil all in an attempt to gain a little "male enhancement" in the sack.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> It's always, ultimately, about male enhancement.

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