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Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Jmofwiw
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I searched, for years, to find a truly comfortable matteress.

I tried a lot of different approaches.

I looked everywhere.

I finally found a comfortable foam mattress. And now his face is all over the milk cartons.

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> This is one of my fantasies too!
<mypalmike> If you sleep on your stomach, you get a "Sponge Bob blow job".

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