[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Jmofwiw
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I searched, for years, to find a truly comfortable matteress.

I tried a lot of different approaches.

I looked everywhere.

I finally found a comfortable foam mattress. And now his face is all over the milk cartons.

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> This is one of my fantasies too!
<mypalmike> If you sleep on your stomach, you get a "Sponge Bob blow job".

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