There I was, on the Golden Gate, really really considering throwing myself and my A-cups into the surf. |
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Everywhere I went it seemed I'd see spheroids - globes, the curves of animal bodies, winding roadways - and me, flat as a board, no boyfriend, out in the cold! |
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As I watched Roxanne get ready for the prom, I stood there grinning, finally determined - Maybe Doctor Schwinglestein can do the same for ME? |
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