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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by David Byrden
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Wild boinking with a high class hooker: three hundred dollars.

A set of dogs trained to let you boink them: five hundred dollars.

Torturing a kitten: priceless.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 7 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> This caption is very disturbing and should not be viewed by men, women or children.
<Lauren> Okay, whatever you say, David. Have you given up on the weather cam?
<ElvisThePelvis> This one appeals to me...
<ajiav> living under the thumb of credit card companies is very much like being a tortured kitten.
<mypalmike> Disturbing. Particularly the boinkable dogs.
<David Byrden> Web cam?? It's COLD out there!!!
<MLimburg> Okay, it's sick enough for me to giggle

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