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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by David Byrden
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Wild boinking with a high class hooker: three hundred dollars.

A set of dogs trained to let you boink them: five hundred dollars.

Torturing a kitten: priceless.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 7 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> This caption is very disturbing and should not be viewed by men, women or children.
<Lauren> Okay, whatever you say, David. Have you given up on the weather cam?
<ElvisThePelvis> This one appeals to me...
<ajiav> living under the thumb of credit card companies is very much like being a tortured kitten.
<mypalmike> Disturbing. Particularly the boinkable dogs.
<David Byrden> Web cam?? It's COLD out there!!!
<MLimburg> Okay, it's sick enough for me to giggle

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